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Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-58281773819239108372010-11-11T23:25:00.001-05:002010-11-11T23:25:57.759-05:00

Guess who's back baby... This old dusty blog has new life, thanks to an app for my phone... Yeah... I'm scared too. Till a new idea blossoms... - Kenny G.Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

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Ok... I know... Been a while.... I've had shit going on.... But, NHL fans.... Read this: LINK... Let it sink in for a sec..... Ready... OK.WTF? Yes. We all know I am a Red Wings fan... But even my Red and White colored glasses can see this is a stupid and shitty move.For the record, Nabokov saved my ass a lot..... In fantasy Hockey... See, I got roped in to playing for the 2007-2008 fantasy

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Dragons... Demons... Minions of all Darkness... It did not matter, not to the Knight's blade. Regardless of the foe... They fell... As the Knight knew they must.New strength had filled him... Strength from his Muse... And he had been renewed.His body still ached... His armor still creaked... But He had the strength to press onward...As His favorite quote told Him: "Courage is not a lack of fear,

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Had it been days, years, millenia? He could not remember... Only the darkness had filled His mind since that day... When The Angel left His side.The Knight had wandered, blindly, hopelessly... Far from what had once been Home.... To a new land, and new journey... The past far behind Him.His heart was empty.... Soul as dark as the black stains on His cracking armor. His burden was heavy, more than

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-6877648482096731772009-10-14T01:09:00.002-04:002009-10-14T01:12:01.791-04:00

I know... Long time before posts... Long story coming soon....But I had to share this... I WON A BET!!!!Long story short... Last season, it was his San Jose Sharks VS. My Detroit Red Wings; who will go further in the season...I won.Payout: Embarassing Karaoke, on Video.My Prize:Nuf said... Click FUNNY!!! Give the man props.- Kenny G.

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"A sorrowed soul, wrapped in a silly smile.A knight's heart, trapped in a recreant's shell.Boundless love, saddled with searing despise.Stalwart steadfastness, lost in a torrent of fear and uncertainty.That is I, a whirling cyclone of mismatched failings, A great man on paper, a raging failure in the flesh.I am so worthy, and yet, so insignificant.The great contradiction, forever consistent in

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-54947422527620554942009-06-12T13:59:00.002-04:002009-06-12T14:11:45.043-04:00

Well... this is it...... The last Hockey game of the season... for Realz!! Everything... comes down to tonight................ I'll miss it... but damnit... I want a freaking Parade next week................................. So here we are... One last push for Beard-A-Thon Pledges:( https://www.beardathon.com/redwings/sabre419/profile.aspx ).......................................... One Last

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-58641701499751566562009-06-06T14:05:00.003-04:002009-06-06T14:10:37.946-04:00

Ok... I must admit... I haven't been this nervous during these playoffs since... well... the Duck's...Needless to say, the last time I was nervous... I took a new picture... blogged it... and had faith...... And we're still here baby!!!https://www.beardathon.com/redwings/sabre419/profile.aspxThis may be the last post before no more beardage... so let's try for one more push... Go Wings!!!- Kenny

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... though I'm not sure if that's healthy:But, it was a humorous escape from the tedium and melodrama at work... and we all know how I love my escapes from reality: Hey... not funny.... As a side note... my Beard-A-Thon total to date is now $200.69 (click the link on the top right of the page to see my page... and donate damnit!! It's for charity!!!!) Time to go back to work for a little while,

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I don't want this to be it...I need more time in the Beard-A-Thon... Need to raise more money...( https://www.beardathon.com/redwings/sabre419/profile.aspx )I need to see the Wings win Tonight!!So... It's time to be stoic:Be Devoted:And Go Duck Hunting!! GO WINGS!!!! - Kenny G.

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Well.... Is it a beard now????... Disin't think so.... :-)- Kenny G.

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Here's my latest pic, posted here first (as if anyone actually reads this tripe) :-)Scruff-tastic!(Dear God, I'm getting excited over a beard... How sad.)- Kenny G.

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... but I signed up for the Detroit Red Wings Beard-A-Thon... https://www.beardathon.com/redwings/sabre419/profile.aspx I don't know if I'll raise even a dollar, but it's worth a shot, right?Here's the Starting Pic. Wish Me Luck. - Kenny G.

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Simple Math:Plus: Will Lead Inadvertantly to:Any Questions? :-)- Kenny G.

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Yeah, Right!!!I know I've said this many times before... but St. Patrick's Day is, indeed, my Holiest of Holies... It is my day to justify the same crap I do 364 other days a year, but this time, wearing green. :-)Aside from that, Buck's has the best damned corned beef I've ever eaten, so at least there will be something to saok up all the green food coloring I'll ingest tonight.I don't know what

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My friend Dave posted this......... Mushy bastard. Now I need a beer... :-)Why Guys Like Girls:1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder3. How cute they look when they sleep4. The ease in which they fit into our arms5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world6. How cute they are when

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So... Just to clarify... I'm not rich.... I'm not even close to rich... Hell, I'm lucky I can even spell "rich"...My family isn't rich either... but my mother sure seems to think so...See, she has a problem. She gets herself a new cell phone at least every year... if not sooner..... No... not as part of some "New all the damned time" contract plan... she ebays herself every new phone she has a

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No... not "Nut Suckage" you perverts... I have no sex life. :-)Nope... I'm talking two of my favoite-est things in forevers and stuff:1) NASCAR!!!Daytona 500 bitches!!! Yes, I know... it sucked that it got rained out, but still, it was a good race (except that JR. had to wreck the damned field and take out two of my Fantasy Nascar Drivers out of the race... Why you gotta let me down like that

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-61434945958756305442009-02-12T13:57:00.004-05:002009-02-12T14:07:22.455-05:00

Ah, Valentines Day...A time for Love.... and Romance... A time to tell that "Special Someone"... just how you truly feel... A time, to love... and to be loved...I guess... It's best summed up in this little poem I got in an email many, many years ago... "Fuck Valentines Day" Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer It

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-37263541475344963632009-02-11T10:13:00.002-05:002009-02-11T11:00:26.995-05:00

Wow... I've made 100 posts on this blog... Mind you, the first 7 were way back in 2005, but that's beside the point....To celebrate, I'll add one more chapter to what I have rapidly come to see as my best writing ever...The sickening crack of maimed bone pierced His ears. His arm lay at His side, broken, dangling like a piece of shredded flesh from the wolf's latest meal.His leg seared with pain

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-34995014746246126082009-01-29T12:32:00.007-05:002010-04-17T06:58:53.423-04:00

It's been a while since I wrote anything I was truly proud of....I'm proud now.... So I want all three (Edit: Now four) (2nd Edit: Now Five) (3rd Edit: Now Six.... The Story continues...) links in one handy place....The Tarnished KnightThe Tarnished Knight - RevelationsThe Tarnished Knight - RespiteThe Tarnished Knight - RequiemThe Tarnished Knight - Reformations The Tarnished Knight -

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The Dawn broke with an ominous fury that morning...The Knight sluggishly raised His head, and peered into the rising Sun with disdain, and slowly... painfully, lifted Himself from the ground. Sleep had done little to renew Him, and His dreams still lingered in His mind, sinking their talons into His spirit...In those demon dreams, He saw what His waking mind had refused to acknowledge: His

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-51757855187712026452009-01-28T10:52:00.002-05:002009-01-28T11:45:12.263-05:00

Though the sunrises He had seen, since The Angel had left His side, had been but a numbered few, The Knight's hollow soul had taken Him through what felt like an eternity of sorrow.Each struggle He had come to know since, had taken more than flesh and steel to overcome. His muscles ached now in ways they never had before. Each blow to His armor tore away more and more, leaving His beleaguered

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-23827915522194899172009-01-26T16:44:00.002-05:002009-01-26T16:55:16.071-05:00

What can I say, my heart makes me a pathetic...I let the fact that I actually "Feel" things be as immobilizing as being a quadruple amputee...For some odd reason, the more I feel things are spiraling out of control, the less I do to try and take the reigns of my own destiny. I let the fear, sadness, and hopelessness that arises control, and ultimately, completely neutralize any inner strength,

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-79664806244726850962009-01-22T09:16:00.002-05:002009-01-22T09:53:46.432-05:00

Well my friends... The Day has finally come.Through all the struggles... the let downs... all the hardships, justice and goodness have prevailed, and a new future awaits us.I know, for many of us, myself included, there came those times when we wondered if we'd ever see this day... let alone in our lifetime... Hope and Faith were challenged to the point of nearly being destroyed... But in the end

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-84934035695522687282009-01-20T13:09:00.000-05:002009-01-20T13:12:00.258-05:00

So, last night, I was watching Spike TV, and a little show they have call "Manswers" came on...It's a show that handles many of Man's Toughest Questions, IE: How durable are breast implants, does any species of animal engage in prostitution other than Humans... so on any so forth...(Durable enough to withstand a microwave, and a 350LB man belly flopping on them, but not a bullet.... and Yes,

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-2325390814821824992009-01-19T14:53:00.004-05:002009-02-12T13:55:57.926-05:00

So... For a long while... I've been neglecting my most prized creation... this blog.For something I spent so many hours formatting, designing side-bar items for, coming up with original content, it's sad that this blog has recently become nothing more than an easily accessible music player for me...Has it been because I've spent too much time begging for Kudos on Funny or Die? Has it been the

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-19359559347854975712009-01-02T11:20:00.001-05:002009-01-02T11:23:07.841-05:00

So, I got to spend the bigger part of my New Year's Eve playing "door man" at Bucks, collecting tickets/cover for the big party.It was a pretty good deal: $10 a ticket ahead of time, which got you in, as we had a live band all night, food at midnight (and not chips/dip and cheap crap... good stuff like homemade mac and cheese, meatballs, kielbasa and purple cabage (good stuuf!!), stuffed

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There was little about him that made one see a knight. His tarnished armor, his cracking, jagged blade, he seemed more a vagabond than a warrior. Though he yearned to hide them, his tacit scars spoke of the battles he faced, both in victory, and in defeat.For longer than he willed himself to remember, struggles had found him, and forced his hand to draw steel. Demons, dragons and villains, all

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-83384154967273416982008-12-26T10:11:00.004-05:002008-12-26T10:41:26.697-05:00

OK... So I haven't posted much of crap all months... sue me...It's been kind of hard to accomplish anything, what with the fucking Laugh Riot of a Bullshit Cluster-Fuck this truck has become...For those who don't know.... The truck went DOA over 3 weeks ago.... and It was recently towed to a shop for repairs.... Repairs I CAN'T AFFORD!!!!..... So, I had to go deeper into debt with my boss... oh

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-70459441599981622062008-12-03T09:40:00.002-05:002008-12-03T13:06:02.342-05:00

Hell has frozen over........ The Lions are winning the Super Bowl...... And I am quitting smoking...Before you all get your laughs on... and Thor knows, being MY friends, you're already laughing... I'm serious.Smoking has become nothing more than a "seat filler" in my life: A "warm body" to fill the gap in my soul... in me.... NO MORE I SAY!!!I throw my lighter in the sad, and declare myself a

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-34363764821724994522008-11-20T15:32:00.005-05:002008-11-20T16:06:36.630-05:00

Is it a full frigging moon tonight??? Did an asylum just burn down??? Where did this huge stock of "Fucking Stupid" come from, and who the bloody hell ordered a dump-truck full to be delivered right to my desk?If I catch 'em... rectal boot-prints galore shall ensue...Between Vendors, Partners, and Clients, there has been such a cluster-fuck of mental ineptitude, today, I can't even get the whole

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-67985648868860327072008-11-19T10:13:00.004-05:002008-11-19T11:39:09.396-05:00

So... I'm sitting here, trying to rebuild my play list from Hypster... Dreading the impending "Team Meeting" to come at 10:30... ish... And I'm wondering..."How high was the creator of Spongebob when he did so?"I mean, sure... It's a big hit with children... and everybody knows by now who "lives in a pineapple, under the sea..."... But, the whole freakish concept, is well... freakish!!It's a

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-2904130976640050072008-11-17T11:20:00.002-05:002008-11-17T11:36:01.341-05:00

It's official... I can't run and hide any more. My mistakes are mine, and I have to live with them. There's no one else that can fix me; It's shit of get off the pot.I'm human. I'm going to make mistakes. There's no stopping that. I can do as much as possible to prevent some of them, but they will happen, and I must live with the consequences.If I spend more than I can afford to, dig myself into

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-11906429642178059432008-11-12T16:40:00.003-05:002008-11-12T16:45:20.989-05:00

There's something deeply and fundamentally fucked up with me.I think I'm making a joke, I end up hurting the people I care about.I use one word in a reference that truly has little to do with what I'm talking about, and it ends up tearing an entire friendship apart in seconds.I can't speak without making others mad and upset. No matter how hard I try, I can't get it right.If I can't speak without

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-31256118494550845882008-11-05T22:25:00.002-05:002008-11-05T22:34:41.724-05:00

All I can say is.... WHAT THE FUCK YAHOO!?!?!?! Kiss my white ass... you pricks.... (if you can't read the pic... download.... or email me....) - Kenny G.

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So... It's official... Barrack Obama will be the next President of the United States of America. It was a hard fought race, but in the end, it was a sound victory for the Illinois senator.Hurrah.That's it. That's all I've got. No resounding cheers of jubilation, no insane dances of glee. I'm not exactly filled with all the warm and fuzzies that many others, including many of my friends, seem to

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-38730275718467284522008-11-03T09:48:00.004-05:002008-11-03T10:33:03.948-05:00

I done didn't die and stuff...I've just had a lot on my plate, and too little time/will/energy/inspiration to make new and excit-ulating posts.It's not that I don't love posting here, it's just not a creative high point for me right now....I know, I know... excuses excuses...I do make to occasional posts on my funny or die page... I know... I'm a post slut...What can I say... even the things I

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-10002224686141384992008-10-30T09:27:00.002-04:002009-01-29T13:49:09.328-05:00

(That's strange... why was this just a draft... and not a post..??)It's morning. I'm awake. Don't know quite why.My head hurts, but then again... when doesn't it?Now, my ass hurting, that would be strange.But my ass is fine, and the coffee is hot.Ahhh... coffee.....The reason for my AM survival.I owe you more than you will ever know....Sweet roasted beans, ground, and moistened....The pungent

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-20960940703407775612008-10-28T14:25:00.002-04:002008-10-28T14:42:23.123-04:00

See more funny videos at Funny or DieThat's from my buddy Mike at funny or die... It's something we all need to remember now and again...- Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-54430904178832146672008-10-24T15:24:00.005-04:002008-10-24T16:29:06.938-04:00

I freaking did it you guys!!!! I won an FOD cap contest....I didn't even think it was my best one, but fuck it, I won one!!!http://www.funnyordie.com/captions/995955?sort=ratingMy winning cap:"What's my name?! What's my name?! Now teach me how to spell it!".Yay for me!.- Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-71908346728097868502008-10-24T10:20:00.005-04:002008-10-24T13:37:15.041-04:00

Just a few great clips I found this week... enjoy!!!Massive Shopping Cart Fail by Two Morons - Watch more free videos( I laughed till I sharted...)Next up....http://publicaddress.typepad.com/hello/files/sexylincoln.mov(I swear, anything this woman does just cracks me up..)And Finally...See more funny videos at Funny or Die(That's my buddy Grizz at Funny or Die... Good Video...)Have an awesome

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-32744044635699834842008-10-22T09:22:00.005-04:002008-10-22T11:43:23.551-04:00

So, yesterday, after work... I went to my normal hiding place: Bucks.I sat with friends, shot the shit, drank a couple beers, and was getting ready to leave when one of our bartenders (who happened to be off duty at the time) asked if I wanted to go with her, Postal Dave, and the bar schizo, and watch her shoot pool.I wasn't really in the mood to head to the bar she was supposed to shoot at, but

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-91352337485126159272008-10-21T10:36:00.004-04:002008-10-21T10:47:46.676-04:00

How the F*CK do you run a business with the attention span and short term memory of a ADD ridden goldfish!!!! Once again, we have a late payment notice on something.... and He has no idea why... Lemme tell y'all what I see as the problem: A) It is my job to put these things on the books. B) I work at the office, and solely at the office. C) All this hippy-dippy-flippin horse shit GETS MAILED TO

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-13776164383531712892008-10-20T12:57:00.002-04:002008-10-20T13:00:55.909-04:00

I've never liked the phrase "Being a Third Wheel." It's always bothered me, the image of a third wheel being viewed so poorly. The third wheel is often as important, if not more so, as the other two...Watch a child, young, unsure, as they begin their mobility on a simple tricycle. Would you dare call any of those three wheels unnecessary, unneeded? Or do they help to ready this young life for

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-25980866948340666802008-10-17T10:58:00.002-04:002008-10-17T10:59:45.996-04:00

Well, we finally did it... we won last night... a close match, but a definite victory for "Just Here For the Beer", against our dear friends, the "Buckin' A's", the other Bucks team...10-9 was the final score, but it was far greater of a night than the final score eludes to. All cylinders were firing exactly as we needed them to, to finally net us that elusive "W" we've been hunting for all

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-48018623189916393592008-10-16T12:10:00.003-04:002008-10-16T12:14:43.788-04:00

OK, I bit off a big one this time...There currently is a wager between makinitdrizzle and myself, on Funny Or Die , in the form of a 1 week "commented on" race. In one week, the winner gets to put 10 "You Suck's" on the loser's profile....I'm a little behind, but I gotta keep the faith...Let's see how this all plays out y'all....- Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-66000815694212069482008-10-14T14:11:00.014-04:002008-10-14T14:57:04.604-04:00

{To the theme of "The Beverly Hillbillies"}Here's a little story about Kenny G.A FOD captioneer void of abiltySo one day he was sitting at his deskTill he realized, he couldn't find a rhyme for desk...Asinine, this is....So, there he sat, staring vacantly at his monitor, desperately awaiting some form of inspiration, a visit from his muse if you will. Tirelessly, he waited, drinking absurd

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-15020903465431665782008-10-13T11:21:00.009-04:002008-10-13T13:39:53.185-04:00

It's hard to let go of the ones you care the most about. It's not because you expect them to never go, because that would just be foolish. People pass away, they move far away for a better opportunity, sometimes, things just change, and you both move on. But, in someway, everyone will eventually need to let go of the one's they love most. Truth is, the hardest part is that, it's not until they've

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-91035433495652991912008-10-10T11:55:00.003-04:002008-10-10T12:01:32.698-04:00

I'd try and be witty here..... But this speaks for itself....Kenny: Karaoke FunSee more funny videos at Funny or DieGod save us when I secrete my next "good idea"...- Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-67321771368642416852008-10-09T15:35:00.004-04:002008-10-09T15:40:45.586-04:00

My friend Laurie on Funny or Die posted this on her blog.... I sharted a little from laughter.... and I claim to be a Republicn (sorta)...Swing by her blog and thank her for finding this gem.... - Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-14866275596684071162008-10-09T14:53:00.004-04:002008-10-09T15:27:38.328-04:00

Let me regale you with a few choice snippets from my recent encounter with a certain large computer manufacturer's technical assistance department... IE: Tech Support... For the sake of protecting the innocent/the stupid/my ass... Let's just call my "agent" ... "Frank"... (ALL SENSITIVE DATA HAS BEEN CHANGED/REMOVED)(Line for line what he wrote... no edits) Frank: "...did the problem you had the

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-87816552998411631242008-10-08T11:13:00.004-04:002008-10-08T13:00:00.647-04:00

So, the new era of workdom has begun. Steve O. has left the building for good (he hopes), and the new pup, Johnny, has stepped in to fill the relatively misshapen shoes left unfilled...And somehow, he's surviving...It's gonna be a bit of a change around here, what with my little Stevey-shaped safety net all not here and shit... but, life goes on, the sun will come out tomorrow, and Red Bull gives

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-14357755394340348472008-10-06T12:04:00.002-04:002008-10-06T12:07:56.693-04:00

Yup... Sunday was my Birthday.... I think.....You see, a small group of people who claim to be my friends proceeded to get me so shitfaced Saturday night, there really wasn't much of a Sunday for me... I was comatose for most of it (Slept till 3:30 PM... went to bed before 10:00 PM.... the "awake" parts were pretty fuzzy...)That's pretty much the recap... Sad but true... I'm getting old now...

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-41344208321048484142008-10-03T10:16:00.005-04:002008-10-03T10:29:35.840-04:00

Sit back, relax, and enjoy...glumbert - Bad Day at the OfficeI feel their pain... And their techno-annihilation lust.- Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-29340522539403734212008-10-02T12:38:00.004-04:002008-10-02T12:56:35.053-04:00

It's official... Steve O.'s replacement started work today, and gets to spend a great deal of his time on the road... with Steve O. ...May God have mercy on this poor plebe's soul...It was interesting, I must say, to actually feel like a superior for once in my ever-loving life. I got to put "Little Johnny" through the paces around the office, teaching him our usual way of getting shit done(read:

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-13474457740684775432008-09-29T12:22:00.002-04:002008-09-29T12:25:17.080-04:00

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46832&altf=Lfooz&altl=H4And there'd be weeping, and gnashing of teeth... and free beer for all.- Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-38705171285609800792008-09-29T11:47:00.002-04:002008-09-29T11:51:22.580-04:00

Dear Sweet Odin, how stupid was the overdeveloped cum-shot who designed this???- Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-32253455139062049332008-09-26T15:33:00.004-04:002008-09-26T15:45:44.631-04:00

OK, first off... my video is gonna be delayed... again.... my camera person made a serious boo-boo... I posted more here: The waiting game... like Candyland, only more queer..Second, hurray hurrah... I'm finally back Full Time.. for good... I hope... maybe... They let the marketing person go this week... so she won't be stealing my hours faking her way through customer interactions...Third, along

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-87837775954833412062008-09-22T10:56:00.002-04:002008-09-22T11:14:12.549-04:00

.... Wow... bad idea for a post title.... that sounds really bad...Anyways.... Shot that video this weekend.... in the spirit of being lazy, I'm just gonna post the link to my FOD blog post recapping the experience...The Question For The Ages... Or At Least The Drunk...Anyways.... my hand hurts... I'll be back later.....- Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-4122056836084816192008-09-19T14:55:00.009-04:002008-09-20T01:03:15.013-04:00

Duck Farts!I'm really starting to get a complex about this whole dart league thing. Even I should be able to get a few wins now and again, but, somehow, I keep letting my team down...I posted a rant here ( Some people can't find their ass with both hands and a map... I can't find triple 20's... ), so I won't repeat.These People Rucking Fule!I must say, I've made a bunch of new friends on Funny Or

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-58492129197832603292008-09-17T11:19:00.003-04:002008-09-17T12:55:30.641-04:00

So, in an attempt (read: waste of oxygen & brain power) to prepare myself for the major changes in the/my near future, I'm trying to clear my mind of all the trivial thoughtlets cluttering me up. Here's a few:I never shared with my "audience" (snicker snicker, laugh laugh... weep) one of my favorite pieces of Webby-Goodness.... Here you go!It's official! (Actually, it was official Sept. 4th, but

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-64338654811198191702008-09-15T12:49:00.005-04:002008-09-15T13:25:50.240-04:00

... Yah, I know.. random "Lucky Charm's" references are kinda lame... but f*ck it... I'm in no mood.It's one of those times when you know all you're getting right now is foreplay from the storm, and the real fan-shit-hitting experience is on deck. The type of foreboding gloom that makes you wet yourself profusely at inappropriate times, staining your favorite pants forever.Here's a few quick hit

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-46295033318786073832008-09-10T16:01:00.002-04:002008-09-11T11:54:57.953-04:00

Welcome back! Didja miss me?? No? Well, screw you too..... Just kidding everybody(no one)..So, where was I? Oh yeah... the Trial of The Century.....I swear, this whole thing was the perfect example of every single element that is wrong with our current legal system, hands down. From incompetent prosecutors and pathetic defense counsel ("Um, Uh" is not a legal term I want to hear 80 fucking times

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-91884850849172176442008-09-10T12:55:00.002-04:002008-09-10T15:59:26.221-04:00

"Hurry up and wait!!"---- The unspoken motto of our legal system.Yeah, you guessed it.... I got to spend the first two days of this work week being a Nielsen family for the "Drying Paint Network"... AKA: Jury Duty. And sweet leaping Buddha in Tijuana, was it boring.The first day began at the Oh-So-Wonderful time of 6AM.... You know, when I'm usually getting my third or forth hour of sleep... I

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-22507696609206610342008-09-05T09:22:00.002-04:002008-09-05T09:32:50.908-04:00

So, the boss(es) are out of town, for a conference, and Steve O. and I are left to man the front lines all day today....HURR-F*CKIN-AY!!!!!Pros:1) No inane bullshit reschedules.... hopefully....2) Being late didn't get me an evil scowl. Except from Steve O. But I'm used to that.3) We're allowed today (according to us) to slack a bit...Cons:1) I'm stuck doing payroll for the week... hope I don't

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-73800786902668971412008-09-02T23:05:00.003-04:002008-09-03T00:30:49.856-04:00

I just stopped an anti-virus scan for this...May Zeus save my sole... (The left... the right has too many holes to save... It's ruined...)Just... I dunno... I just saw this ad for Levi jeans.... kinda bugged me:*Stripping*Guy: I'm not really in a band....*Stripping*Girl: I'm not really with a label...*Stripping*Guy:I'm really from Detroit...*Enter random apartment.. and yes... more stripping....*

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-44986731240399372312008-09-02T09:58:00.003-04:002008-09-02T10:04:59.505-04:00

.... I'll tell you why.... because it's you boss telling you you have to work in 6 hours!!!!That is... if you're me... in my fucked up little trip down the rabbit hole I call employment.... No.. I'm not kidding... I actually received an email at 10PM last night, which I didn't check until 3AM (and why should I check it... it's my work email... and I wasn't working...)...And, even better, it's

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-4869678996889472652008-08-29T09:18:00.004-04:002008-08-29T09:38:38.106-04:00

So... you remember that old song, "Manic Monday"??Crock of horse defecation that one is... Monday isn't the issue here people.... It's Friday.On Monday, you're all rested from the weekend you've (hopefully) had off. You've got all those fresh memories of all the partying, or sitting around doing nothing, that you just spent every minute since you left work on Friday doing. Sure, you may (will)

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-16569643464434852672008-08-26T10:27:00.003-04:002008-08-26T13:39:06.329-04:00

So... Um, WTF?I'm not the "Tech Guy" around here.... I'm not even remotely "Techy"... I'm the Office Manager(read: Bitch)... So, why in the name of Thor's taint am I the one interviewing replacements for Steve O.??Not that I mind... It's an honor to be trusted with such a big task... and even better to be getting the extra hours for being in the office for this... Still, it's a little over my

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-33525020770844459822008-08-25T14:15:00.004-04:002008-08-25T14:23:14.653-04:00

This made me laugh my ass off.......See more funny videos at Funny or Die....... Even though Jimmy Kimmel makes my skin crawl...- Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-66053782199559001892008-08-25T13:49:00.002-04:002008-08-25T13:53:22.344-04:00

Is it odd to anyone else that, on the same day as the post below this one---Word of the Day Archive: Monday August 25, 2008:berate \bih-RAYT\, transitive verb: To scold severely or angrily.Odin really does have a sense of humor... and irony...- Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-59001231456870161402008-08-25T13:28:00.005-04:002008-08-25T13:47:54.043-04:00

OK... here's reason #185729 why I've lost all faith in Humanity, and eagerly await a new global "We're all fucked" plague....So, I'm sitting at work, checking my usual haunts, and find this article:http://www.cracked.com/article_16584_real-world-fears-behind-8-popular-movie-monsters.htmlI know, it's not a perfect fit for everybody, but I say it's good. It's funny, light hearted in many ways, but

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-13432087448420225652008-08-21T13:54:00.006-04:002008-08-21T14:14:03.923-04:00

How the fuck do you forget that you are interviewing people, less than an hour after your interview schedule.... written down for you.... was handed to you, and GONE OVER PERSON BY PERSON!!!!The man has to have "some-timers"... as in, sometimes, I'm suprised he doesn't forget to fucking breathe. What good is having someone schedule shit, if you just make your own plans all the time???Dear sweet

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-80331587387971682782008-08-20T11:06:00.004-04:002008-08-20T11:13:54.262-04:00

How pathetic is it that, of all the things there are in life, my only joyful thoughts are that my latest entry in the "Funny or Die" caption contest might be a winner.....Shouldn't there be larger dreams, goals, and hopes for me to aspire to??? Isn't life more than pining for 15 minutes of Internet fame?? Am I so devoid of true aspirations??*Sob*... why don't you bring me flowers anymore!?!?!....

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-22345116230368755622008-08-15T10:54:00.002-04:002008-08-15T11:00:45.251-04:00

I just took a smoke break, and got attacked by a 747!!OK, maybe it was a dragonfly. I'm not sure. The thing is the biggest bug I've seen in many moons. It had to have a 3 inch wingspan, and kept flying around my head like it just polished off a half gallon of Skyy by itself. It was freaky to say the least...Wait.. I just figured it out.....Wow.... Homeland Security is really running out of budget

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-71959735732956647922008-08-15T09:52:00.002-04:002008-08-15T10:27:44.302-04:00

It's a nice morning today. The sun is out, the birds are pooping on my truck, and I am at peace. It's quiet in the office, other than this stupid "phone", so I don't have much to do. My morning pile-o-crap is completed, and my thumb is now securely.. well... you get the point..My coffee is hot, and it's intoxicating aroma is leaving me with one thought: I want to catch the groundhog that's

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-49626594478784254922008-08-12T21:10:00.004-04:002008-08-13T15:13:28.341-04:00

..... but, for the sake of all of us who eat at Burger King...http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1418565565?bctid=1726708550 I'm on a Chef Boyardee diet from now on.....*generic wretching sound*- Kenny G

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-79018763236568436562008-08-12T19:49:00.012-04:002008-08-13T15:33:01.237-04:00

Green text no more.... Too hard on the eyes...... simple gray will do. Other color changes are just my ADD kicking in. (You are welcome Steve O.):-)- Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-41208177116770596942008-08-12T16:34:00.002-04:002008-08-12T16:49:33.443-04:00

In an advertisement for the new "Baconator" burger, the briliant writers for the Wendy's corporation crafted the next buzz word in our modern lives:Meatetarian: One who's diet consists solely of meats; IE: Beef, bacon.It's truly the newest, and perhaps, greatest concept of our current times. Finally, those who subsist, as I do, on a carnivorous lifestyle, have a term to unify us. We are no longer

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-24799628935554040742008-08-11T13:25:00.004-04:002008-08-11T14:08:06.187-04:00

Alright, fine. You win, Internet. I surrender....I broke down and finally watched the "Paris Hilton Presidential Ad" on Funny Or Die....(For my fellow hold-outs, it's here: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d . There's no use fighting it, you'll end up seeing it some day. Save your strength, and give in. )Now, I could spend this post questioning the taste of so many who have commented on

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-28239738950595398912008-08-09T18:52:00.005-04:002008-08-11T20:19:37.696-04:00

That stinking, nasty, cat-piss covered, broken frame that tried to pass itself off as a futon is no more!!!! It was put to death today, in typical beer-fueled fashion: A hammer, a lot of twisting, and someone else's dumpster.Now, I can behold true glory.... a recliner. Steve O. (Or more like, his wifey) decided that one of their recliners had to go bye bye, and I got to say "Hi Hi" to utter

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-24614888087925904822008-08-06T22:58:00.003-04:002008-08-07T00:24:19.637-04:00

(Spoilers Included. Just a warning)Yes, I do mean that "Disney-esque" flick starring Ice-Cube. The one where he turns his nerdy niece into a star little-league football quarterback.Before it even hit's the "Silver Screen", I promise I can spoil the plot for you. (The Inter-web already said, screw it, read it yourself.) Here's my guess: He's washed up, helps his niece learn football, she's great,

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-91372971493896145652008-08-04T11:38:00.006-04:002008-08-04T12:26:22.802-04:00

Day by day, I'm convinced this state is literally imploding in on itself. Incompetence in every level of government, rampant corruption, and all of this wrapped in an economic free fall. Just check out a few of the multitude of "wonderful" news items from my god-forsaken-shit-sack of a state:Sheriff 'Baffled' By Detroit Mayor's Actions:Detroit Cop Files Whistleblower Suit:Detroit plans layoffs

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-14888025124024272042008-08-04T10:06:00.005-04:002008-08-04T13:51:58.844-04:00

How bad was my weekend? It was actually this bad.....(Yes, this IS a brewery....)And there shall be weeping, and gnashing of teeth..................(OK, it wasn't that bad.... but this seemed to be the best followup to two posts ago... call me crazy..)- Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-52868015324219750532008-08-02T03:46:00.002-04:002008-08-02T03:53:38.985-04:00

Steve O. hates my music player..... the music is great... but the auto play pisses him the fuck off....You see... "he reads several blogs"... of which mine is only one...And.. he opens them all at once... in many tabs....I know... lazy bitch...He forgets... he's one of my only two readers....My blog does not belong in a roll.....Not even of toilet paper....That's been used....PUT MY DAMN BLOG ON

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-83420532106656645522008-08-01T16:30:00.007-04:002008-08-01T16:36:54.961-04:00

The only question:Will the disappointment be this big......... ... this big............ or this big...... I know, I know... makes me wanna cry too..... - Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-23436313731368127882008-07-31T16:03:00.009-04:002008-07-31T16:12:05.067-04:00

Day by day, this is what Steve O. and I have to deal with.... ....... Yet, we never get to meet one of these........... and we still can't find this place.....Feeling our pain yet??? - Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-70130195404169183842008-07-29T12:05:00.007-04:002008-07-29T12:26:19.624-04:00

How the bloody hell could my boss not want me to stay on full time, when he's seen all the things that actually GOT FUCKING DONE with me around??? Is he clinically insane???WTF is up with Big Brother 10??? How can there not be one truly likeable person in the whole group??? I mean, other than Jerry, but he's really old, and you know there's no chance he's gonna win.Did the Detroit Tigers decide

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-29994671079749202672008-07-27T22:58:00.002-04:002008-07-27T23:02:15.302-04:00

So, another weekend comes, another weekend is spent as a shut in....Got home around 8pm friday night, and now, sunday, 11pm, i'm still here.....No bar.... no seeing friends.... no nothing........ and some people prefer this??? WTF?!?!?!- Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-7935916091413913442008-07-25T09:47:00.003-04:002008-07-25T09:57:40.736-04:00

I woke up early today. I had plenty of time to get ready, at a leisurely pace. I felt good, not nauseas or headachey. It was a good morning.I didn't run into one bit of horrible traffic (although the lady in front of me went a little slow, so I had to enjoy my drive to work longer), jamming away to the newest Disturbed album.It was an abnormally good morning.............. Until I got to work, and

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Dictionary.com, you've failed me.....Word of the Day Archive -Thursday July 24, 2008melange \may-LAHNZH\, noun:A mixture; a medley."The smell in the car . . . was a pungent, sour melange of garlic, unwashed bodies, vodka, musty woolen overcoats, and Bulgarian tobacco.-- Fen Montaigne, Reeling in Russia"Incorrect Dictionary.com....."Melange is the name of the fictional drug (also known as [the]

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-6702614084721457182008-07-24T09:23:00.003-04:002008-07-24T09:38:51.006-04:00

There's a 7 AM now??? WTF??? Why was I not consulted on this???I know, a lot of people are up that time of day... but I normally get to sleep till 8, 8:15, roll out of bed, and barely make it to work on time...I DO NOT ever set my alarm for 5:15, to be at a BNI meeting at 7. I am not a morning person.... That is not "my bag"......Nor is giving an impromptu presentation to a bunch of strangers my

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-82993319619268945502008-07-22T10:15:00.004-04:002008-07-22T10:21:42.714-04:00

I got this email a while back.... kept it, read it again today..... puts things in perspective...Subject: Fw: Motivational Thought for the DayThis little animal is called the Naked Mole-Rat and is from Africa.So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself, remember:You could look like a dick with buck teeth.- Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-35635446595871001742008-07-22T09:51:00.003-04:002008-07-22T10:00:55.833-04:00

Damn it.I wrote the last post........ and now...... we get to handle these extra customers for an extra week...... FUCK JET LAG!!!Damn it.Just when I think I've hit the peak of my frustration, a whole new level becomes available, and my sanity is tested evn more. Good thing I don't have much of it left, or the damage might be significant....Damn it.I now understand why so many people drink at

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-8974452324807427752008-07-21T09:50:00.002-04:002008-07-21T11:28:37.285-04:00

I can't fucking wait to get rid of our affiliate's work phone...... The damned vacation is OVER!!!!I swear, this does not help my OCD/ADDNow, I get to send my only technician downtown for a bullshit service call.... and that's not even our affiliate's territory!!!!!!And, of course, I'm getting shit for having to schedule my tech to go out there. Which flavor of shit is pretty trivial. I either

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-85143659631003618672008-07-18T10:30:00.006-04:002008-07-18T12:14:38.807-04:00

I was thinking the other day, back to some of the things my ever-changing group of friends have taught me. And there, under a few inches of dust, sat one of the most true, but under-noticed concepts I have ever known: The Applesauce Moment.What is the "Applesauce Moment" you ask? Why, it's simple dear friend. Allow me to demonstrate.(P.S.: This is just a random example I threw together. This

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-60157787300793375312008-07-17T10:22:00.002-04:002008-07-17T10:24:47.066-04:00

It's a miracle, 2 posts in one day....But this gem was too good to pass up...http://tech.yahoo.com/news/pcworld/148427Talk about Giga-balls.....- Kenny G.

Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-65368794178387634192008-07-17T10:00:00.002-04:002008-07-17T10:09:23.848-04:00

I really love dictionary.com's word of the day, especially today.Word of the Day ArchiveThursday July 17, 2008anodyne \AN-uh-dyn\, adjective:1. Serving to relieve pain; soothing.2. Not likely to offend; bland; innocuous.noun:1. A medicine that relieves pain.2. Anything that calms, comforts, or soothes disturbed feelings.{Numbness . . . may have replaced pain as the complaint of our century now

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