Holy Carp Y'all!!!

I know... Long time before posts... Long story coming soon....

But I had to share this... I WON A BET!!!!

Long story short... Last season, it was his San Jose Sharks VS. My Detroit Red Wings; who will go further in the season...

I won.

Payout: Embarassing Karaoke, on Video.

My Prize:

Nuf said... Click FUNNY!!! Give the man props.

- Kenny G.

Shards Of Never

"A sorrowed soul, wrapped in a silly smile.

A knight's heart, trapped in a recreant's shell.

Boundless love, saddled with searing despise.

Stalwart steadfastness, lost in a torrent of fear and uncertainty.

That is I, a whirling cyclone of mismatched failings,
A great man on paper, a raging failure in the flesh.

I am so worthy, and yet, so insignificant.
The great contradiction, forever consistent in his inconsistency.

I am the friend who will sit beside you, without response, as vicious and meaningless barbs alike, tear into my soul, breaking me down, yet will bow in regret and atonement when but one jesting word from my mouth has offended, all the while, ready at a moments notice to stand at your shoulder against those who'd threaten you.

I carry love for those I know, those I hold dear, love so strong, my simple ways can never express properly. There is nothing, if it is within my means, that I would not give for Mine, but I pull away in shame when a hand reaches to lift me from my trench, because I refuse to believe I could ever be worthy of such care.

A mind, sharp, witty, focused, buried within a husk of desolation and self-pity. My mind, heart, soul, are filled with dreams, goals, hopes. And yet, in a instant, my mind, my heart, shatter those moments of glory into shards of never will be, and drag everything into the shadows, to see only loathing and tears.

I believe always in those I call Mine, the truest and deepest parts of them that not even they themselves can see, their true strength, their true worth, and will fight with my last breath to help them see, see that which I refuse to know of myself.

I am the truest of contradictions, the most pious of hypocrites.

I am the most outspoken showman, and yet, you will rarely hear me even speak.

I will hold you upon a pillar, as I cast myself into the mud.

I angrily chastise you for looking down on yourself, as I carve those same words into my own spirit.

The absurd, bound to the tragic, joined with the wonderful.

The greatest of mankind, and vilest example of a person.

That, is I."

... And I'm Kenny. :-)

- Kenny G.

The Final Beard-Down...

Well... this is it.

..... The last Hockey game of the season... for Realz!! Everything... comes down to tonight.......

......... I'll miss it... but damnit... I want a freaking Parade next week...

.............................. So here we are... One last push for Beard-A-Thon Pledges:

( https://www.beardathon.com/redwings/sabre419/profile.aspx )

.......................................... One Last Bearded-Freak Picture:



.............................................. And one last "LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!!!!!

... That is all. :-)

- Kenny G.

My Faith: Never Broken (Though terribly sprained, and allergic to Penguins)

Ok... I must admit... I haven't been this nervous during these playoffs since... well... the Duck's...

Needless to say, the last time I was nervous... I took a new picture... blogged it... and had faith...

... And we're still here baby!!!

https://www.beardathon.com/redwings/sabre419/profile.aspx

This may be the last post before no more beardage... so let's try for one more push... Go Wings!!!



- Kenny G.

This made me laugh...

... though I'm not sure if that's healthy:

But, it was a humorous escape from the tedium and melodrama at work... and we all know how I love my escapes from reality:

Hey... not funny....

As a side note... my Beard-A-Thon total to date is now $200.69 (click the link on the top right of the page to see my page... and donate damnit!! It's for charity!!!!)

Time to go back to work for a little while, before I can leave a go drink beer... I mean... "Escape". :-)

- Kenny G.

(This Blog best read to Daughtry's "It's Not Over")

I don't want this to be it...

I need more time in the Beard-A-Thon... Need to raise more money...

( https://www.beardathon.com/redwings/sabre419/profile.aspx )

I need to see the Wings win Tonight!!

So... It's time to be stoic:

Be Devoted:

And Go Duck Hunting!!

GO WINGS!!!!

- Kenny G.

Fur-Balling: My new hobby

Well.... Is it a beard now????



... Disin't think so.... :-)

- Kenny G.

Beard-A-Thon Update

Here's my latest pic, posted here first (as if anyone actually reads this tripe) :-)





Scruff-tastic!

(Dear God, I'm getting excited over a beard... How sad.)

- Kenny G.

This may be one of the silliest things I've ever done...

... but I signed up for the Detroit Red Wings Beard-A-Thon...

https://www.beardathon.com/redwings/sabre419/profile.aspx

I don't know if I'll raise even a dollar, but it's worth a shot, right?

Here's the Starting Pic.

Wish Me Luck.

- Kenny G.

... And then there was the following day.

Simple Math:

Plus:

Will Lead Inadvertantly to:



Any Questions? :-)

- Kenny G.